11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she told me i tasted like america
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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