i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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