You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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