Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
