I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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