in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
3pm strippers are depressing
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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