I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she pinky promised me she was 18
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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