just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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