Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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