Already got asked if we're dating
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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