how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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