i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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