i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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