My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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