Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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