He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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