I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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