Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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