Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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