i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
