we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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