well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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