how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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