brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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