Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
All I want is dick and wine.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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