Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You took a bar mat shot.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.