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I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.

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(248): I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard. http://tfl.nu/wcz2

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Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower

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She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task

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(540): Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower (571): She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task http://tfl.nu/xi7t

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this beer tastes like vomit already

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(352): this beer tastes like vomit already http://tfl.nu/3gdg

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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!

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A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?

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CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

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(805): IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT! (818): A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie? (805): CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT http://tfl.nu/znee

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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.

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(250): she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying. http://tfl.nu/nbti

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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.

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he's 29.

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(302): you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son. (1-302): he's 29. http://tfl.nu/ab19

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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.

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(281): Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's. http://tfl.nu/ot6m

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He looks like he has a penis

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What the fuck

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A good one, a good penis

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(432): He looks like he has a penis (210): What the fuck (432): A good one, a good penis http://tfl.nu/0vhk

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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back

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(602): Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back http://tfl.nu/8iy3

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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.

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(734): you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you. http://tfl.nu/57kx

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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."

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(716): When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex." http://tfl.nu/1pf1

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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.

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(281): Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'. http://tfl.nu/zfmg

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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar

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(732): How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar http://tfl.nu/83wg

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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.

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(780): After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard. http://tfl.nu/ug22

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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.

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(813): And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him. http://tfl.nu/ppzx

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