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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?

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(214): just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high? http://tfl.nu/2d1b

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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(919): There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place http://tfl.nu/pg5t

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(910): View more from North Carolina

This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.

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(910): This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods. http://tfl.nu/a6lo

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.

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(828): Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy. http://tfl.nu/roru

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me

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(651): I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me http://tfl.nu/s22y

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(315): View more from New York

i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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(315): i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake http://tfl.nu/sp6n

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(206): View more from Washington

I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow

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(206): I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow http://tfl.nu/8ygv

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(248): View more from Michigan

If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.

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(248): If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend. http://tfl.nu/2nlp

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(714): View more from California

Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made

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(714): Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made http://tfl.nu/j4f1

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.

(303): View more from Colorado

Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.

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(+44): Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world. (303): Welcome to America. You're gonna love it. http://tfl.nu/yt2w

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(678): View more from Georgia

Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.

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We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.

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(678): Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to. (404): We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit. http://tfl.nu/4kzw

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.

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(306): I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer. http://tfl.nu/mo8a

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.

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They'll never let you practice medicine.

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(+44): Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it. (1+44): They'll never let you practice medicine. http://tfl.nu/k98f

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(343): View more from Ontario

Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?

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Lol, last year was UNREAL

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(343): Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy? (1-343): Lol, last year was UNREAL http://tfl.nu/u4kx

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(727): View more from Florida

I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move

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(727): I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move http://tfl.nu/nqhs

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