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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.

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• (650): View more from California

  You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.

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  Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos

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