He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
