: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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