we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
