you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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