fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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