Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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