What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Sober January is a disaster.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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