So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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