i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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