did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in