im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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