Joe is yelling at the trees again.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon