Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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