Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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