question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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