You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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