you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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