Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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