im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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