the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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