try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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