Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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