My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize