i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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