I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it was like having sex with a tree stump
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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