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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook

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• (903): View more from Texas

  My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman

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  Best superhero ever to exist

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos

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