the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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