Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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