That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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