i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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