it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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